They're payin' for it YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise! YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES! I have failed because YOU have not helped me. Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle? Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?Īre you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?īecause you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle! Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE? So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must master it as I must master my life. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on. Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee! Private Joker's promoted to squad leader. Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir! Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR! Private Joker, are you trying to offend me? You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya? Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You will be a minister of death praying for war. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. Do you maggots understand that?īullshit, I can't hear you. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor.
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